rockthecliche: (「じゅんの」 → hide me from you)
rockthecliche ([personal profile] rockthecliche) wrote2010-11-28 01:43 pm

this is a, "samurai love attack on repeat? check!" kind of post.

So, Jin entry. Thanksgiving entry. I'll get to them eventually, but honestly? The 29th is more important than all those days combined.


Yeah. See this badass mofo here? Carrying his own wood and shit, risking getting high via spraypaint fumes. He's a true man. Who might enjoy Cookie Monster cupcakes. (I do. What? Moving on.)

God. I don't even know where to begin. I've been looking forward to this day for the past week and now that it's here, my mind is blank. What do I even say? Are words even sufficient enough describe in apt detail just how much this man -- this six foot Adonis with a side of pun -- makes me look forward to every day? I really doubt it. But here, I'm willing to give it a go.

To me, Junno is like the brush of spring's first breeze, floating calmly by, sending leftover autumn leaves twirling around. He's the sole sunflower in a field of dandelions; the deep breath of satisfaction and contentment when you see the ocean on your first beach trip of the year; your favorite blanket, freshly laundered and smelling of detergent and dryer sheets and warm, not having cooled from the dryer at all; the giggle that escapes your lips when the next song on your iPod is the song you were just thinking about. He's the dive into a fresh pint of ice cream; the bonfire on a frigid night, keeping you warm; the laughter bubbling up when you've heard an inside joke for the first time in ages; the confidence of a new pair of shoes; the feeling of knowing a friend got you something for no reason except the fact that it screamed you. He's the satisfied groan when you roll over, check your clock and realize it's the weekend and you can sleep in; the simple joy in noticing a letter you've always written messily actually looks nice today; how you feel when you get compliments on your hair and all you've done is just brush it -- maybe. He's the amusement every time you glance at your box of ridiculous band-aids; the tinkling of the ice cream truck coming around the corner; the smooth, slick glide of a fresh, new pen.

He's not just an idol, and the depths of my admiration and, above all else, respect for him is just...impossible to try to describe. It's been four years since I fell completely and utterly, head over heels for this guy, this fucking guy, and I haven't looked back. On a new ranking system designed by Katy and me, Junno is perched on his throne in Mt. Olympus, and everyone else is scrambling to get there, but no one's even in Greece (sorry Massu). He's Zeus, y'all. He is motherfucking Zeus.

(insert manip here of Junno's face on Zeus' body with a lightning bolt in his hand bc lol I can't manip for the life of me and Junno doesn't have facial hair so it looks weird anyway.)

AS I WAS SAYING, HE IS MOTHERFUCKING ZEUS. ([livejournal.com profile] ravyn_ashling omg omg omg best frannnnn forever ilu so much ♥)

Okay I have nothing left to add this post, which makes me feel sad because I don't think it's longer than the one I wrote for Massu, but if I keep going I'm just going to start crying about how wonderful he is and how I hate everyone who recently jumped on the bandwagon and how shallow fandom is for not thinking he was wonderful until he started "getting hot" and putting out dope ass club tracks, okay, forget you guys.

So happy birthday, TJ. I love you. No one will ever compare to you, so I guess I should look forward to being ~forever alone~ for the rest of my life (already am!).

(this post is dedicated to the rest of my Tagu-tachi, because I love you guys too and Junno stans are the fucking best. Thanks for making my life so much happier and punnier. ;___; ♥)

AND AS IF THIS POST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH (and ridiculous) I'm just going to leave this series of quotes from my bb [livejournal.com profile] ravyn_ashling from twitter, after the epic unveiling of Zeus!Junno:
I JUST. IDEK YOU GUYS WTAF HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO MAKE ME DO SHIT LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? I AM LOOKING AT THIS MONSTER RIGHT NOW AND I AM THINKING HOSHIT WOT I WOULD ACTUALLY STILL BANG THAT. I WOULD BANG THAT, FUCK THAT IN THE SHOWER AFTER TAKING IT OUT TO DINNER, AND THEN ONCE AGAIN IN THE MORNING, AND STILL CALL IT FOR A SECOND, THIRD, 8732486328462th DATE. THEN I WOULD GIVE IT, PUT A RING ON IT AND SAY I DO A MILLION TIMES. FUCK. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS BASTARD. I JUST. I CAN'T EVEN. TEARS IN MY EYES. ;;;;; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Unf. Junno stans. Unffffff.

AND THE POST CONTINUES, because. Well. Just because.

The Most Beautiful Junno/Ueda fanvid I Have Ever Seen. ;_________; brb crying over how perfect they are ;oawhfeeoiewhof thank you [livejournal.com profile] pipsqueaks for pointing this to me omg.

[identity profile] katmillia.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
YEAH THE GUCH WE KNEW HE WAS AWESOME BEFORE 'GIRLS'

TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW

[identity profile] ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I JUST. THIS POST. OH JUNNO. MY HEART. I HAVE NO WORDS. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH MORE THAN ANYTHING MORE THAN ANYONE DJKDFSKLFS OH GOD



CAN I CRY NOW? ;AAA;
ext_3245: (Junno crack)

Re: TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW

[identity profile] rheasilvia.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
ROFLMAO!

Oh god. I think I need an icon of this - though I have no idea when I would ever use it. It is GODLIKE in its sheer crackiness! A worthy tribute to Junno, I'd say. ;-))

Re: TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW

[identity profile] ravyn-ashling.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 09:53 am (UTC)(link)
i swear, it's like an invisible force or some possessive element is making me do all this, i can't even. o_O

you can prolly use it for, uh, idek telling people to heed your word? or sth. :\ mwr. i'm glad you like it anyway! :D <3333333

Re: TEARS IN MY EYES RIGHT NOW

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
YES OH GOD YES AND WE CAN CRY AND FLAIL TOGETHER BECAUSE YOU I LOVE YOU SFM THANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY LIFE ♥♥♥♥

[identity profile] yararanger.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This post made me more than a little bit teary, ngl ;~; I'm not only proud of Junno but also so happy that I got to find you through him and if that's not a sign of awesomeness incarnate I'm not sure what is. The paragraph you wrote on how much pure wonderful Junno is to you makes me wibble all over the place ;~; Please never, ever stop loving him ;~; ♥ I ♥ Junno forever but I ♥ you even more ;_; *smothers with love*

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
oh god honestly i was tearing up writing it because i really felt it just wasn't doing him any justice at all. how can i, it's like just. trying to describe how pure love feels and ;aowifh32fe i love you pips ;___; i'm so happy he (and ueda!) brought us together omg omggg ♥ ♥ ♥
ext_3245: (Junno cute smile)

[identity profile] rheasilvia.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
♥! :-)) YAY! Yes. Just, yes! And we love you too! *squeezes*

Junno doesn't have facial hair

SHHHHHH!!! Don't. Tempt. Fate.

Surely you don't want to be responsible for horrible fuzz appearing on his chin, as happens to so many hapless JE idols sooner or later...?

I hate everyone who recently jumped on the bandwagon and how shallow fandom is for not thinking he was wonderful until he started "getting hot" and putting out dope ass club tracks, okay, forget you guys

... but I kinda like it when he does hot...? I mean. This isn't the first time he's gone there, and I already knew he was wonderful. And I also love him when he does cute, and dorky, and omg Junno wtfbbq why the horns and/or the mole suit!!!. But, yeah. I do really like it when he does hot. :-)

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL that slight peach fuzz was kind of cute! but omg if he ever had like, a full-on beard, i'd be IMPRESSED. asians can't do that! ahahaha ♥ ♥

oh man, i mean. I LOVE IT when he does the hot. oh god do i love it when he does the hot and the dorky and the MOLE SUIT OR THE DOG SUIT OR THE SANTA JACKET and just. ;____; i just want him to be appreciated for EVERYTHING he is...and not just some dude who you suddenly know because he's hot now. :|
ext_3245: (Default)

[identity profile] rheasilvia.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
(Sorry for the commenting fail - everything should be okay now. Uhm.)

NO. Do not speak to me of the cuteness of peach fuzz. There will be no peach fuzz! None! Aaarrrgh!!

YES the hot is so HOT! :-)) That's - okay, there was this one bit of a show intro ages ago where he walks towards a camera wearing his cool-and-haughty face and walking like a high fashion model? THAT. And the ab pics. And the - oh god, and the CUTENESS of the snowflake pic, or the watermelon kiss pic, where he is so damn sweet it melts your bones. And the...

Okay, I'll stop now. I kinda got off subject. ;-)

i just want him to be appreciated for EVERYTHING he is...and not just some dude who you suddenly know because he's hot now. :|

Me too! But he is, or he will be. If the hotness snares them and brings them in, then the cute dorky Junnoness will entangle them and keep them there. :-))

I'm a bit cut off from fandom, so I hadn't noticed that this has been going on, but I have to say that I think it can only be a good thing, in the long run. The more people appreciate Junno, the better! And I really am certain that nobody can appreciate *only* his hotness - give them (and him! *g*) a bit of time. *g*
amhrancas: (Guch-kisses)

[personal profile] amhrancas 2010-11-28 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
GUUUUUUUUUUCH~~~~!!!! 9o9

There are really just no words for how I feel about this man. But you did a pretty good job summing it up. 8|
*rolls around in all the Guch love*

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
i tried! i tried SO HARD, but even now i still don't think it did him any justice. ;__; how do you put into words what ~true love~ is?

i'm going to drown in it by the end of the day omg. *__* this is even better than MY birthday.

[identity profile] seemedsodull.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
yqg34uithjngsdf8f THAT ADORABLE VIDEO OMG I AM LIKE ;____;

i love how much you love junno. and i'm impressed at how many junno tags you have (but i think i said the same thing about massu). but omg junno love must be infectious or something, because. *_*

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT AREN'T THEY SO FUCKING CUTE. ;_____; and somewhere oh god idek where but somewhere ueda was like, "when i'm in a bad mood, i just sit next to junno, and suddenly, i just feel so much better," and then junno went to ueda's solo con and was all, "YAY TACCHAN 8D" and ueda was all, "omg this is embarrassing jun-kun ;0;" and yeah uh they are meant to be.

you know what? i love how much i love junno, too. BUT YES. JUNNO LOVE. DO YOU FEEL IT? DO YOU FEEL IT AN, DO YA.

[identity profile] seemedsodull.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
fffffffff that might be the cutest thing in the world, ide. ♥ ;_____; so adorable.

OH I FEEL IT, JOCELYN. I FEEL IT IN MY BONES. (lolwhat. but yeah, i do. i doooo!)

ZEUS, OMG.

[identity profile] pogopartie.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
You did such a good job capturing his essence! My post pales in comparison compared to yours :(. I just did a list of 25 things (which, of course, 25 is not enough slots to capture the awesomeness of The Guch).

"I hate everyone who recently jumped on the bandwagon and how shallow fandom is for not thinking he was wonderful until he started "getting hot" and putting out dope ass club tracks, okay, forget you guys."

THIS. SO MUCH. I hate how people are JUST realizing how awesome he is, when he's been this way the whole time. We all knew this!

Happy birthday, Mr. Epic!!!

Re: ZEUS, OMG.

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
ahahaha naw, i just. idk, i just closed my eyes and just let all the words come out. and i think i saw your list of 25 things, on tumblr, right? are you queenofninjas? :D? they were super cute! i actually wish i could have done more for his birthday but ugh, real life gets in the way all the time. ;__;

Re: ZEUS, OMG.

[identity profile] pogopartie.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed I am. Lol, thanks for your appreciation! And I feel the same way about real life too. As much as I'd like to make a bunch of graphics for the Spread the Junno Love project, I just don't have the time.

Junno fans are the best! :D

[identity profile] track-04.livejournal.com 2010-11-28 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I have nothing much to add to this post, since I don't think anyone can ever top Zeus!Junno. But I felt the need to comment anyway, because Junnoooooooo. <3 <3 <3

[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
eeeeeee, yay junno fans! ♥

you know, now that i've come up with zeus!junno, i can't help but want to cast the rest. ueda would be hera. jin would totally be dionysus!

[identity profile] astrangerenters.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
I really love this post.

I also really love the...interesting graphics that other people have made and posted today

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[identity profile] rockthecliche.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
while i APPRECIATE the effort whoever this is put into it, i don't know, man, is the lightning supposed to denote him as some kind of all-powerful entity? or his blonde hair is a good conductor.

what are they even for? their purpose? to scare people away? completely baffled.

[identity profile] girlearthless.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I love everything about this post (including Zeus!Junno XD). And Samurai Love Attack IS on repeat.

[identity profile] je-levy.livejournal.com 2010-11-29 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
THIS POST...

BRB TRYING TO STOP MYSELF FROM MAKING LOVE TO IT TOO MUCH ADORATION AT WORDGASM; MUST CALM DOWN.

[identity profile] beltenebra.livejournal.com 2010-11-30 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I was pointed this way by Pippa and I'm so glad I was! Hi! I don't know if you know me at all but we're doing Big Bang together right now. :3

My name is Amy and I've been hopelessly addicted to Junno-puns for a year and a half now. hearts Not that I am seeking treatment for this at all, ooooh no. XDDD

This post really made me smile, it's nice to see Junno getting some of the recognition he deserves for being wonderful, and adorable, and clever, and hot, and good at freaking everything.