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So, Jin entry. Thanksgiving entry. I'll get to them eventually, but honestly? The 29th is more important than all those days combined.


Yeah. See this badass mofo here? Carrying his own wood and shit, risking getting high via spraypaint fumes. He's a true man. Who might enjoy Cookie Monster cupcakes. (I do. What? Moving on.)

God. I don't even know where to begin. I've been looking forward to this day for the past week and now that it's here, my mind is blank. What do I even say? Are words even sufficient enough describe in apt detail just how much this man -- this six foot Adonis with a side of pun -- makes me look forward to every day? I really doubt it. But here, I'm willing to give it a go.

To me, Junno is like the brush of spring's first breeze, floating calmly by, sending leftover autumn leaves twirling around. He's the sole sunflower in a field of dandelions; the deep breath of satisfaction and contentment when you see the ocean on your first beach trip of the year; your favorite blanket, freshly laundered and smelling of detergent and dryer sheets and warm, not having cooled from the dryer at all; the giggle that escapes your lips when the next song on your iPod is the song you were just thinking about. He's the dive into a fresh pint of ice cream; the bonfire on a frigid night, keeping you warm; the laughter bubbling up when you've heard an inside joke for the first time in ages; the confidence of a new pair of shoes; the feeling of knowing a friend got you something for no reason except the fact that it screamed you. He's the satisfied groan when you roll over, check your clock and realize it's the weekend and you can sleep in; the simple joy in noticing a letter you've always written messily actually looks nice today; how you feel when you get compliments on your hair and all you've done is just brush it -- maybe. He's the amusement every time you glance at your box of ridiculous band-aids; the tinkling of the ice cream truck coming around the corner; the smooth, slick glide of a fresh, new pen.

He's not just an idol, and the depths of my admiration and, above all else, respect for him is just...impossible to try to describe. It's been four years since I fell completely and utterly, head over heels for this guy, this fucking guy, and I haven't looked back. On a new ranking system designed by Katy and me, Junno is perched on his throne in Mt. Olympus, and everyone else is scrambling to get there, but no one's even in Greece (sorry Massu). He's Zeus, y'all. He is motherfucking Zeus.

(insert manip here of Junno's face on Zeus' body with a lightning bolt in his hand bc lol I can't manip for the life of me and Junno doesn't have facial hair so it looks weird anyway.)

AS I WAS SAYING, HE IS MOTHERFUCKING ZEUS. (ravyn_ashling omg omg omg best frannnnn forever ilu so much ♥)

Okay I have nothing left to add this post, which makes me feel sad because I don't think it's longer than the one I wrote for Massu, but if I keep going I'm just going to start crying about how wonderful he is and how I hate everyone who recently jumped on the bandwagon and how shallow fandom is for not thinking he was wonderful until he started "getting hot" and putting out dope ass club tracks, okay, forget you guys.

So happy birthday, TJ. I love you. No one will ever compare to you, so I guess I should look forward to being ~forever alone~ for the rest of my life (already am!).

(this post is dedicated to the rest of my Tagu-tachi, because I love you guys too and Junno stans are the fucking best. Thanks for making my life so much happier and punnier. ;___; ♥)

AND AS IF THIS POST WASN'T LONG ENOUGH (and ridiculous) I'm just going to leave this series of quotes from my bb ravyn_ashling from twitter, after the epic unveiling of Zeus!Junno:

I JUST. IDEK YOU GUYS WTAF HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO MAKE ME DO SHIT LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME? I AM LOOKING AT THIS MONSTER RIGHT NOW AND I AM THINKING HOSHIT WOT I WOULD ACTUALLY STILL BANG THAT. I WOULD BANG THAT, FUCK THAT IN THE SHOWER AFTER TAKING IT OUT TO DINNER, AND THEN ONCE AGAIN IN THE MORNING, AND STILL CALL IT FOR A SECOND, THIRD, 8732486328462th DATE. THEN I WOULD GIVE IT, PUT A RING ON IT AND SAY I DO A MILLION TIMES. FUCK. THAT'S HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS BASTARD. I JUST. I CAN'T EVEN. TEARS IN MY EYES. ;;;;; ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Unf. Junno stans. Unffffff.

AND THE POST CONTINUES, because. Well. Just because.

The Most Beautiful Junno/Ueda fanvid I Have Ever Seen. ;_________; brb crying over how perfect they are ;oawhfeeoiewhof thank you pipsqueaks for pointing this to me omg.