this is a, "junno deserves your attention plzkthx (take two)," kind of post.

[rockthecliche]

the TAGUCHI JUNNOSUKE quasi-pimp post -- part dos

WARNING: LOTS OF VIDEOS AND FIC AHEAD. idk why this is a warning, but...


So, welcome to part two of the Taguchi Junnosuke quasi-pimp post! In this post, we'll mostly be dealing with the goodness that is Youtube, and the great fandom fiction machine! :D

VIDEOS
These are listed in no chronological order, so just enjoy. :D

Junno's DoCoMo CM. Of course, his is game related. Fuck yeah Tekken! :D

"Bebop Time" solo on Shounen Club. I just really love this song. It fits his voice really well, it's happy, upbeat; the beginning is kind of meh, but the chorus and dance break is pretty A+.

"Samurai Love Attack" solo performance. IF I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT, I'LL JUST RUIN THE ~MAGIC~ FOR YOU.

Smile King (Shounen Club, 2000). Chibi everyone! Junno proclaims he's the Smile King, meaning he can keep smiling no matter what the situation is. Subaru relentlessly makes fun of him and even smacks him, though he gets chewed out by the fangirls, lol. This video actually makes me a little sad sometimes, but I think it's pretty telling of his personality, also.

"PEAK" on Shounen Club Premium. One of the first KAT-TUN videos I watched, because I hated Jin, and anything that DIDN'T have him in it was my calling. And this is my favorite song on this album. And Junno is hot.

Junno and Nakamaru -- tapling/beatboxing collab. Ignore the chibi!Hey!Say kids looking shocked at their senpai-tachi being fucking awesome. Or don't ignore it, because Yuto's -- I THINK it's Yuto -- facial expressions are amazing.

Koki dropkicks Junno (just the norm). I couldn't find the one video where someone compiled like, 15 times Koki's dropkicked Junno, but the abuse started even before Cartoon KAT-TUN, guys. At least Junno is SO ADORABLE

Factory Skit -- White X'mas Edition. So in most of the making of's, the boys improv a skit where they're all various factory workers and it just...takes off from there. There's not much Junno in it, actually, but the parts he was were great, even though this entire thing made me laugh, and I think this proves that KAT-TUN are just as dorky as the rest of them. You can cut it once you hear the music start, because it just goes back to filming for the PV.

Mustache'd KAT-TUN. LOL I keep posting group clips, but I found it adorable that Junno got the Hitler-stache. Ueda is also so presh, and Jin and Kame look like porn stars from the 80s.

Junno: Jitsu wa Boku... I don't know what it is about this video that makes me adore him. Is it I'm not surprised he WOULD be collecting 500 yen coins? Is it the look of utter panic when Koki hacks away at his bank with the opener? Or is it Jin tugging him away and making sure he doesn't disrupt proceedings? Actually, I think it was mostly the haircut at the time. I'm shallow, what can I say.

Natsu no Basho (Queen of Pirates solo). I can positively say that this is where it reached the point of no return. There's so many things about this entire video that just ran away with my heart: designing his costume himself (with help from a friend? He said so in an interview and I want to believe it's Komine, because omg that'd be SO CUTE), being self-absorbed enough to ask if the girls liked him better as a blonde or brunette, buying the additional uchiwa so he could gift one to both girls since he was only allowed one per concert up to then, the ambidexterity (he's a leftie, but signed with his right), his army of juniors dancing with his uchiwa, the footage of KAT-TUN goofing off at the beach. I don't even care this has turned into a lengthy paragraph. I CRY DURING THIS VIDEO SOMETIMES (mostly when I'm in emotionally compromised mindsets) OKAY, and I love him so much that I'm not even ashamed of this fact. ♥

FANFIC
By pairing. For some reason, there's NEVER any gen/PG/PG-13 fic of Junno, so this is a lot of porn, but most of them are really long that the porn doesn't matter; they just have to label it as such because it is there. Also, summaries are taken straight from the fic post; if there wasn't one, I tried to make one up and do it justice. I failed.

TRIFECTA'S

The Best Part; Jin/Kame/Junno. PG. In which the convoluted triangle somehow works.
Blondes Have More Fun; Yoko/Jin/Junno. NC-17. The boys steal a few props and have their own private party.
Yukan Club-era; Yoko/Jin/Junno. PG. Yoko and Junno attack Jin's collarbones.
Secret Places; Junno/Ohkura/Kame. PG-13. The boys go to places they never thought they would.

JIN/JUNNO

Blondes Have More Pun; R. Because image changes take the longest to get used to.
Can I Go Nowhere With You?; NC-17. You know what? I don't even have words for this. Just read it. You won't regret it.
Just One Thing Sparkled in the Endless, Wide World; R. With KAT-TUN disbanded, and Junno working as a choreographer with Kame ever since, maybe it's long overdue for the world to fall apart.
Girl Rock; NC-17. Junno turns into a girl by chance, and is unreasonably more charming as a girl. Group dates ensue.

JUNNO/NAKAMARU

And All The Rest Are Commoners; PG-13. They are awkward together, that needs to be said. It’s the first thing people tend to notice.

JUNNO/KAME

10 Songs Meme; PG-13. Kind of self-explanatory, don't you think?

JUNNO/JE

The Day Jun Gots Him Some No; Matsujun/Junno. R. AU. When Johnny decides to go on holiday, he leaves Jun to take care of customers, pasta, flailing friends and lunatic employees. Falling in love is kind of a bonus -- or not.
Special Delivery; Junno/Massu. G. Junno is a bike messenger in Tokyo, and with his job comes certain hazards. The results of these hazards may not always be bad, though...
Met Your Match; Junno/Massu. NC-17. Junno's always been really good at reading people, contrary to his KY image.
A Comedy of Errors; Junno/Ryo. NC-17. Nishikido Ryo's Life as a Korean Drama. Featuring an annoying cast of practical jokers, Eito with an unhealthy interest in other people's love lives, and compulsive snugglers.
A Study of Boys and Dorks; Junno/Shige. PG-13. A get together story. A pun time indeed.
Of Dorks and Selling Points; Yamapi/Junno. R. Taguchi thinks he doesn't have a selling point. Pi wonders if it's true.
Going; Junno/girl, side Junno/Ohkura. PG-13. Junno is a musician working at a jazz club. He didn't know what hit him. He didn't want to wait around for the next thing to come, he just wanted to go.

JUNNO/OTHER

Night One, Night Seven; Junno/Changmin (DBSK). NC-17. It's not a one night stand, not when it goes on to six-going-on-seven nights.


That about wraps it up! This part is so much less eye-raping t\han the last one, that's for sure, haha. In any case, if this post did its job (I don't even know if I really wanted to accomplish anything) then maybe, perhaps, you'll either like Junno more than you already do, or start likiing him! Who wouldn't want a sexy, leggy, sunshiney, punny kind of man in their lives, anyway? ♥ ♥ Also, please, please feel free to spread this around, pimp it out on your own journals, shout it out on twitter, whatever! The more Junno love, the merrier, right?

Comments

[astrangerenters.livejournal.com]

Adding both posts to my memories so they are mine FOREVER

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

YESSSS! i just hope that ten years down the line, when i'm cleaning this photobucket account out, i remember about these posts and don't randomly just delete shit. i randomly lose mood themes all the dang time because of that. D;

[dial-desire.livejournal.com]

ahaha omg joce. i don't know whether to awwwww at how much you obviously love this guy or shake my head.

but the most important question is: FOOD HABITS. WHAT ARE THEY. GO.

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

trust me, sometimes, i shake my head AT MYSELF at how ridiculously much i adore him.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT HE LIKES NABE AND MAKES THESE CHICKEN MEATBALL THINGS AND WHENEVER HE DOES COOK, HE DOESN'T FOLLOW RECIPES AND DOESN'T MEASURE ANYTHING OUT.

[wannatee-1984.livejournal.com]

Junno/Changmin NC-17!!!! XQ

/ovaries explosion

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

hahaha omg your icon is amazingly fitting. XD;

but I KNOW. i really was expecting it at this point, because doppelganger!fic is amazing, but didn't really expect to see it SO AMAZINGLY. ♥

[wannatee-1984.livejournal.com]

i find that ohno expresses so well what i'm feeling with his face! XDbb

seriously that fic was perfect and so very very hot! *___________* IT MAKES ME WISH THERE WAS MORE OF IT! XP

[clipsie.livejournal.com]

Ah, now I have just realized that I've been slightly ignoring KAT-TUN...

Junno♥ Ah, why is he so adorable?

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

It's pretty hard to keep an eye on all the groups you like, though, when it comes to JE. There's so much stuff, all the time, it's rough when we've all got our own things to do. I've barely been keeping up with Arashi lately, so I know what you mean. ):

I would say it's either genes or divine intervention, because seriously, he's so insanely precious that there HAD to have been some strings pulled, somewhere down the line.

[ltgmars.livejournal.com]

:D!

So can we talk about how similar Junno and Nino are? I mean, at least in terms of their quirks? Video games, ambidexterity, backflips, saving 500 yen coins. I APPRECIATE YOU, JUNNO.

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

CAN WE? I have this little, ticking inkling in the back of my mind that Nino and Junno would probably be great friends, and going out to eat would just be a hilarious event all on its own. Conversation would be dominated by video games, they can try and one-up each other on the ambidextrous front, and when they get the bill, they make small-talk for long lengths of time because neither of them want to make the first move to pay (but we both know Junno would in the end, because Nino is the master of frugality and Junno would do it with one piercing gaze. ♥).

[whoompah.livejournal.com]

YOUR TWO POSTS JUST COMPLETELY JUNNOFIED MY ENTIRE WEEK. SRSLY GIRL THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THESE. ;.; <33333

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

I'M GLAD I COULD HAVE MADE YOUR WEEK, BB. it's ridiculous, but these two posts have already served as really great pick-me-up's today. JUNNO IS MY HAPPY PILL, my anti-drug, etc, etc.

[mendibuba.livejournal.com]

Thanks again:))

i surely will read some of those fanfics XD

[dutyfatalist.livejournal.com]

ACE. LSAKDJFLAKSJD

I never knew how much I didn't know Junno. DD8
OH JUNNO.

bookmarking this and part one!
FREAKING ACE. <3<3<3

[krysyuy.livejournal.com]

So many awesome videos. \(*o*)/ I spent so much time watching these. XD (I'm sad about the ones that were taken down. ;________;)

LOL at the DoCoMo CM. I have never seen that before. Recently, his video game side hasn't been talked about much, so I'm actually finding myself a bit surprised when I come across it. XD

And aww at that Music Jump 2000 clip... I really love his chibi voice, lol.

This video actually makes me a little sad sometimes, but I think it's pretty telling of his personality, also.
Yeah, same here. :/

The Jitsu wa Boku clip actually makes me wince a bit and feel all sad for Junno b/c he looks a bit... hurt's not the right word, but something like that at the end when they give his collection to one of the boys (Maru, I think?). :(

Natsu no Basho~!!! It was my #1 favorite Junno song (it's now Love Music~~), but ohmygosh, talk about an awesome summer/concert song! It's amazing. ♥ I love the fancam where he talks to the little girl and asks who she likes in KT. She says "Jun". 8D (Junno heard "Jin" at first - I think he's used to people not saying his name. >.>;; Well that and hardly anyone ever calls him Jun.)

Fanfic recommendations! -pounces- How lovely~ Will have to go through these and see if there's any I've missed myself. Aside from Kameno and Jinno, I've been craving Junno/Yamapi for some bizarre reason that I don't even know. =.='' (Really, Junno/Anyone is pretty much win. XD) I don't know if you've read this fic (you'll need to scroll down a bit), but it remains my favorite Junno/Koki piece EVER. Koki's POV is pretty much win. Oh, and They All Burn Away (Kame/Junno/Jin) is freakin' fantastic.

-adds both posts to memories-

May I add you as a friend? I really need more Junno fans on my flist so we can all flail together. XD The more I fall in love with him, the more I realize there isn't enough love for him! D: D: D:

Anyways, again, awesome pimp post! So much ♥. -sighs happily-

[rockthecliche.livejournal.com]

lol they haven't been talking about his obsession with video games, but i'm pretty sure he still carries it around with him everywhere. it's appeared in more than a few backstage shots!

oh god, yeah, i know. the end, where he just looks...appalled. you're right, he's not hurt, but he's...something. like, a touch offended? something. i would say annoyed or angry, but i feel like it's so uncharacteristic of him!

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THIS FANCAM.

ahahahaha junno is my johnny's bicycle! everyone can take a turn and i won't mind. XD; but i did read the junno/koki one you linked, and the kame/junno/jin one was actually a fic written for me by a friend. XD; greed, though -- both are stellar!

of course you can add me, i'll add you back! <3 by the way, this is gonna sound really creepy, but i actually know you, sort of. at least just on tumblr, because i run fuckyeahjunno, and i KNOW i've reblogged your posts before since i'm completely out of pictures. /creepstermoment.

but thank you! :D junno deserves all the love in the world, seriously, i don't get why fandom can't see that in him.

[krysyuy.livejournal.com]

it's appeared in more than a few backstage shots!
LOL, I love that. XD

OH MY GOD WHERE IS THIS FANCAM.
jone_records has it HERE. (Yay for public fancams!) 8D You want Part 2. Junno's mini-talk thing before Natsu no Basho starts around 13:00. 8D The little girl is adorable~~~ Also, Koyama and Massu make an appearance right after. :)

ahahahaha junno is my johnny's bicycle! everyone can take a turn and i won't mind. XD;
LOL, I figured out fairly quickly this was true for me when I went seeking any and all Junno fic. XD

and the kame/junno/jin one was actually a fic written for me by a friend.
Wwwwhhhhhhaaaaa-? *o* Wa, so lucky! That fic's amazing.

Oh yay! -adds- Thank you for letting me add you/adding me! \(*o*)/ And LOL, no worries, it's not creepy at all. Or is it creepy that I don't find it creepy?! lostinseconds, right? *o*v I love fuckyeahjunno!. 8) And lol, reblog away. More people must be exposed to the Junno pretty~~~

seriously, i don't get why fandom can't see that in him.
I don't know either. I always get pout-y (and sometimes really, really annoyed) thinking about it. XD

[rolling-scone.livejournal.com]

despite loving junno like BURNING this post has revived all my angst that I will never find a guy who will be as perfect for me as him, the dork. XD but this is really awesome; everything about this made me so happy. though that generally happens when things have to do with junno. ♥

thank you for the recs! although, I have read some junno fics that are way better than mine which should be in my +mems (but I have a feeling quite a few of them are flocked :/).

[black-rose45000.livejournal.com]

i love this guy so much it hurts sometimes. T________T

thank you so much for making these posts. i really wish more people would see how great he is and how much he shines on stage. he has such intense stage presence and puts so much passion into his performances, he takes my breath away. ♥♥♥
i really wish to see more of him, a concert or a drama, i hope he gets more projects and challenges. and i hope he gets married and has a great family. i just hope he'll be the happiest T________T damn, i turned all emotional now

thank you again ♥♥♥